I want Scotland to secede so that we can have some exciting international news that doesn't involve beheadings or organ-liquefying viruses.
— David W. Brown (@dbgrady) September 19, 2014
"If anyone needs me, I'll be out in blue face paint mooning some Englishmen." "That's one way to support the referendum!" "Referwhatnow?"
— Will Antonin (@Will_Antonin) September 19, 2014