1. Establish secret government list.
2. Deny due process to people on said list.
3. Invade Poland.
— Scott Lincicome (@scottlincicome) June 16, 2016
Guy on NJ transit loudly talking about his love for Trump on the phone also just realized, 40 minutes into the ride, he's on the wrong train
— Lauren Zupkus (@laurenzup) June 15, 2016